O we have just gone through elections with no one being sued to bankruptcy o we don't see any celebratory footage of winning opposition parties (plural form of word used in the strictest of sense) O above said parties occupy only 2 out of 20000 seats in parliament although they have support of 33.3% of the population o some of us can put more than 5 garlands on our necks O our nation's newest form of victory dance: we raise our hands, one on each side of head beside garlands, UP-down-UP-down-UP-down- practise in controlled manner for our 2030 world cup match(es!) o there are so few void votes O i still hear people speaking with megaphones. like, right now. outside. cannot make out words. either thank you speeches or auctioning off marble buddhas o our election campaigns revolve not around taxes, war and freedom but around elevators
