the year one girls have a coach called cai wang. he's the kind of person who will be suited for giving birth to and bringing up a lot of kids. we all love him for various reasons, some dubious, others more so, but he gets his hands on the most kick assing cars. he has also converted all of us into speaking chinese with him, although he denies any particular affinities to chinese. just now the girls who have gotten the hand roll were practising their stern dip, and he went like:
cw: *yells across pool* joey! joey, are you free? joey: why? cw: go cap them! the four of them! joey: cap them? cw: yes, and make sure xr doesn't scream! joey: ok! cw: *pause* cw: must save them also hoh!
ms: i think you're the kind of person who's suitable to give birth to lots of kids and mother them. cw: *gives distrusting Look* why? ms: because you're very motherly. cw: fatherly? ms: no, motherly. ms: *caps*
*later in car with wang li hong playing* ms: his songs nice meh? cheryl: (for some reason says) it's his concert, cai wang's concert cw: yah, yah, my concert. cheryl: *bursts out giggling* ms: what? cheryl: i was going to ask whether his concert will be the dong dong cheng type.
ROTFL XD
cw: next tues you girls will be on your own k? i'm going to like, china. ms: wah, don't angry lah! cw: no, no, really. someone else my friend will be coming to take over. cheryl: *bursts out giggling again* cw: ¬_¬ cheryl: i was going to ask whether he's called gong xi or fa cai.
in retrospect, maybe it's not so funny -_-; but really, it's the context, and the person. ahahahahah!!!
